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Sunday, April 01, 2007



Was clearing my emails when I came upon this interesting mail which I wanna share x)

Definition of a Kiss
Depending on your background, you will view the world differently. Here is an example of how different people view "a kiss".

Professor of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Professor of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Professor of Algebra:
A kiss is infinity because it is two divided by nothing.

Professor of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two lips

Professor of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of the mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Professor of Chemistry:
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Professor of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Professor of Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.

Professor of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Professor of Philosophy:
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Professor of English:
A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Professor of Architecture:
A kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.

And the finale:
Professor of Computer Science:
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.


* S H A T T E R E D 8:02 PM